Platform 9&3/4

Edward, you aint shit. Even if you wanted to be, you couldn’t be my homie.

Im the real O.G., in this case O.V. 

Original vamp, kickin it with my three tramps. 

I’m mackin on hotties.

They all love me cause I’m dark n’ naughty.

But unlike your faggot ass, Cullen

Who looks so sullen..

I’m always ready to paaarty!

N’ your chick, bella, she aint so swell-a

Cause when you leave home.

Wolf boy’s savage ass makes her moan.

Mothafucka, did you fo got you was a blood sucka?

n’ you might shine like a rainbow.

But i’m so fine, bitches cant say no!

I’m the the big D.

Dracula.

So hot you can’t even touch this with a spatula.