This is the first of a series of vocabulary exercises that I will be doing daily. I learn a few big words and use them in some sort of story so that I can remember them more efficiently. The whole idea is to sound smart enough that most people don’t know what the fuck is happening.

here goes…

The corpse was affixed with a horrifyingly chilling rictus seemingly imposed post mortem. Fish hooks were inserted, in a grizzly fashion, attaching the corners of the mouth to the ear lobes. Batman had seen worse. The Joker had an eldritch fascination with the bipolar mutilation of a fresh corpse. Screaming agony and cimmerian dread expressed through a teratoid expression of joy.

Spell check actually doesn’t even recognize a few of those words…

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