Brock smash!!

Brock Lesnar seems to be back in the saddle. He has a fight scheduled against Carwin on July 3rd. It should be a good fight. If Brock is back to his old herculean self Carwin better enjoy that 12-0-0 record while he can because… BROCK SMASH!!

It is said that Brock grew up in MN, but i have another theory…

Brock Lesnar is, in fact, an Aryan super Viking who was genetically designed and created in the depths a Nazi stronghold. Back in world war 2, using pieces of Viking warlords found entombed in icy prisons at the bottom of lake superior, Nazi scientists created what was to be the ultimate weapon to combat the A-bomb. He was to lead the German armies to a swift victory but the war was stopped before he could be unleashed. He lay dormant confined in a fluid filled stasis tank until an exploration team funded largely by the WWE discovered the facility that held him. He was used and controlled telepathically by WWE executives using a piece of alien material that can be tuned to any living organisms neural frequency. Dana white learned of this through his network of covert operatives placed into high level positions in corporations around the world. He grew very jealous and sent ninja assassins to steal Lesnars control crystal from the executives of the WWE. Brock now fights for the UFC…