June 2010
14 posts
I am more excited than I have been in a long time. Excited enough to write in a blog that a strong three people will read if i’m lucky… My knee has been jacked up for a pretty long time so i’ve been sitting on the couch whining about collecting dust and fat particles; eagerly awaiting the day when I can get back into the swing of things. The day has finally come. I get to go...
An Edward Cullen diss by Dracula
Edward, you aint shit. Even if you wanted to be, you couldn’t be my homie.
Im the real O.G., in this case O.V.
Original vamp, kickin it with my three tramps.
I’m mackin on hotties.
They all love me cause I’m dark n’ naughty.
But unlike your faggot ass, Cullen
Who looks so sullen..
I’m always ready to paaarty!
N’ your chick, bella, she aint so swell-a
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This is the first of a series of vocabulary exercises that I will be doing daily. I learn a few big words and use them in some sort of story so that I can remember them more efficiently. The whole idea is to sound smart enough that most people don’t know what the fuck is happening.
here goes…
The corpse was affixed with a horrifyingly chilling rictus seemingly imposed post mortem....
Brock smash!!
Brock Lesnar seems to be back in the saddle. He has a fight scheduled against Carwin on July 3rd. It should be a good fight. If Brock is back to his old herculean self Carwin better enjoy that 12-0-0 record while he can because… BROCK SMASH!!
It is said that Brock grew up in MN, but i have another theory…
Brock Lesnar is, in fact, an Aryan super Viking who was genetically designed...
